From Facebook:
“Homosexuality is god’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”
Hil. A. Rious!
March 9, 2010
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“It smells like an average of 7 point 5 inches here!”
@ Wrangler, Beer Bust
November 15, 2009
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“Quoted”
Guy#1: ” . . . alright, well have a good one” (as exiting)
Guy#2: “Two if they’re small.”
@ CCC
August 6, 2009
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“Do you smoke pot?” -”What’s your favorite color?”
– Important questions one guy asks another @ Charlie’s.
July 24, 2009
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“Either he had a small dick, or I’m a little loose; because riding him was like being on the tea-cups at Disneyland.”
- quoted @ – in my head.
July 11, 2009
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“Can you non-smokers give us some breathing room, please?”
– At the Wrangler Beer Bust on the very crowded patio
January 11, 2009
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“I have blown more black men than Hurricane Katrina!”
- at the bust
January 4, 2009
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“His cock was about the size of one of those hard Christmas candies. . . oh, the kind with the ‘goozey’ middle!”
- Overheard at Boyztown
January 1, 2009
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Last night at VIVID:
“I make ten dollars an hour. . . want to date?”
November 10, 2008
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At Boyztown no less than seven guys lined up, watching the strippers in awe. An observer says:
“It’s like a fat kid watching cupcakes bake.”
September 22, 2008
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“I flirt a lot because I have a small penis.”
September 1, 2008
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“I could eat that ass for days.”
- JR’s door guy commenting on the exit of a customer.
August 3, 2008
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“What’s a blogger?”
- Old faggot who hasn’t gotten out much.
July 27, 2008
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“I’m a total top, so don’t even think you’re going to fuck me.”
July 25, 2008
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Fag A. “I like to people watch…. Oh, he’s hot.”
Fag B. “You don’t like to people watch, you like to man watch.”
July 8, 2008
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Which determined bottom Hamburger Mary’s employee said:
“I’m off this Saturday and going to Tracks. And I’m not going to wear anything but socks and underwear. I’m going to get laid!”
July 7, 2008
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“Look at me, I’m Chris, and I use big words like ‘monogamous’!”
- A pretty drunk gay mocking his friend for being in a relationship. The pretty drunk gay is not in a relationship.
July 7, 2008
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Host: “If someone wears a size 10, I have some red glittered heels…”
Guest: “Let’s see them!”
A few fags play dress up after a few cocktails.
July 7, 2008
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“If you were doing crystal meth, I’d tell you, ‘You have a problem.’”
-Friends discussing the benefits of doing coke.
July 3, 2008
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