Instinct Magazine is also doing it’s blind-date feature here in Denver.

Before you all rush to sign up check out my experience as a blind-dater back when I lived in Long Beach. I got set up with this lame, ugly, boring guy. We got sent on this painfully awkward gondola ride where we had to endure the gondolier singing for us. Then we went to Hamburger Mary’s (in Long Beach) and did karaoke. My date picked Christina Aguilera’s “Come On Over” for us to sing together which it turns out he didn’t know the words to. Now I didn’t know the words either but it’s not like I was the one who picked the song.

Oh and if you think you’re safe from gondola rides here in land-locked Denver, think again.

Click to enlarge my date-of-pain in all it’s glory:

And imagine my further surprise when I cracked open MileHighBiGuy’s blog and saw my ex on the cover of Instinct. Yep, we dated for a few months back in the fall of 2002 back when he still had braces and was all twinky.

Since I’m currently single, all you cute short muscle-bottoms out there feel free to drop me a line via my Connexion.