Silly Janet Folger. Watch some gay porn already!

After seeing my pro-marriage button, a man on the Metro in Washington, D.C., put it this way: “The parts don’t fit any other way.” Men and women are uniquely designed to not only “fit,” but to be able to procreate and contribute to the rearing of children in distinct and unique ways. No, Mr. Judge, a woman is not a dad, never will be. Marriage matters because it is the foundation of our society. Without it, civilization crumbles.

I hate to burst your homophobic bubble, but the parts do fit. Especially if one of those parts is about 8-inches uncut! See the NSFW Exhibit A after the jump…